2. sherokutakari:

    "but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!"

    I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

    in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

    if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

    (via religiousmom)

  3. madeleineishere:

    🐝Post-It-Love-Note covered in bees edition🐝

    (via reallylameblog)

  4. (Source: zaptap, via koda-the-kobold)


  5. benedictcumberbatch:



    What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick


    (Source: skeletontrash, via koda-the-kobold)


  6. dirtydisneyconfessions:

    ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

    (via reallylameblog)


  7. thebeastfromthebigeast:


    i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

    and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”


    (via koda-the-kobold)


  9. korratic:

    "airbenders are able to warm themselves with only their breathing"

    ok so this explains why katara and sokka were bundled up in parkas galore while aang was just walking around in his little jump suit like it was a perfect summer evening. I’m so glad this was cleared up. I literally thought Aang’s optimistic attitude is what kept him warm, heavens. 

    (via koda-the-kobold)

  10. (Source: g-eeky, via dw)

  12. ibrandster:

    i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

    (Source: maraghsummer, via reallylameblog)

  13. horrormoviesandwhiskey:




    Now that’s what I call justice 

    These sum up the only reason I would ever leave tumblr

    I am a social justice advocate and blogger but even I can admit that some of us take it waaaaay too far. Especially the one about fucking medical treatment and spanish…

    This makes me want to cry how much I hate this fucking website and these people I want to punch a wall

    (via queenkatiee)

  14. everything-is-stickers:

    How old is this photo.

    Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.

    But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

    (Source: gueasan, via rneerkat)

  15. (Source: vinebox, via amerlcanapparel)